It's Monday. And despite two vigorous swims at the weekend I feel more sumoesque than ever.

There was the launch of a new process today at work. Had a helium filled heart-shaped balloon saying Cube it! floating above my chair. And a cube-shaped stress squeezer in a box on the desk.

Later we trailed down to an agency-wide meeting about cubes, where people (some of them my friends) talked uninspiringly about cubes and what a good idea they were.

You couldn't make it up really.